Is God trying to tell me something?

So I am trying to lose some pounds and I haven't been to the gym in 2 years. Anyhoot, there's a 24 Hour Fitness across the street from my office and I planned on checking it out today to see how much money they can take away from me.

Guess what I saw as I am walking across the street? Blackout! Stupid 24 hour gym is closed because the power is out. The second floor is supposed to lit up like a Christmas tree. Maybe Horatio Sans and I are on to something...